Directions?

My scariest Halloween nightmare is riding a horse, while the headless pumpkins man is chasing me. I would ride my horse into a wilderness area filled with spiders all over. The headless pumpkin man would also ride into the spider area and gets caught and tangled in the spider web. As he brakes loses, he is covered with spiders and has hairs of web all over. He continues to chases me. He finally caches up to me, grabs me by the arm and takes off his pumpkin head and says …….. “Finally! I just need directions to the Halloween party!”